ROSE — Reservations, Orders, Service & Engagement

Your restaurant closes at 10. Your customers don’t.

ROSE is a done-for-you AI teammate on your website that answers questions, takes bookings, and captures the customers who message after hours — built compliant with state AI disclosure laws, so you never think about either problem again.

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No charge to look. I’ll show you exactly what your site is missing.

Rosa’s Kitchen
Website assistant
AI ASSISTANT
10:47 PM — Tuesday · Restaurant closed
The problem you already know about

Every unanswered question is a table that booked somewhere else.

After 9 PM

is when many customers plan tomorrow’s dinner. If your site can’t answer, the next tab can.

Same 10

questions — hours, parking, gluten-free, large parties — eat your staff’s time during every single rush.

14 states

now have AI chatbot disclosure laws, several with the right to sue per violation. Most bot vendors haven’t noticed.

You don’t need software to manage. You need the phone to stop ringing with questions your website should answer — and the after-hours customers to stop slipping away.

The math

An employee for the hours you’d never staff.

Front-desk help, business hours only~40 hrs/week at $16/hr, before payroll taxes
~$2,800/mo
Human coverage, 24/7~4 full-time staff to cover every hour
~$11,000/mo
ROSE, 24/7Never sick, never off shift, answers in seconds
$149/mo

This isn’t about replacing anyone — no restaurant staffs the 10:47 PM phone. It’s coverage for the hours where customers were simply walking away. Your team handles the humans; the assistant eats the repeat questions.

What’s slipping away right now?

Drag the sliders. Most owners guess low.

Walking away every year:$15,600

ROSE costs $1,788 a year. You do the rest of that math.

What it does

Three jobs. Done every hour you’re open — and every hour you’re not.

Answers

Handles the questions

Hours, menu, allergens, parking, private events — trained on your actual information, answering instantly so your staff doesn’t have to.

Books

Takes the booking

Walks customers straight to your reservation or ordering link mid-conversation, while they’re ready — not after they’ve called twice.

Captures

Saves the night owls

After-hours messages get answered, and anything that needs you — a 30-person party, a catering ask — lands in your inbox by morning.

The part nobody else is selling

Compliant on day one. By design, not by accident.

States are passing AI chatbot disclosure laws fast — fourteen have them already, dozens more are in progress, and some let customers sue per violation. A bot that pretends to be human isn’t charming anymore. It’s a liability.

Every assistant I install is built to the strictest standard in the country, so it’s ready in all fifty states. You don’t read a single bill. That’s the point.

Compliance settings are locked into every installation. They can’t be switched off — by you, your staff, or anyone trying to trick the assistant.

★ COMPLIANCE — INCLUDED ★

  • Tells customers it’s AI, first message, every timeINCL
  • “AI Assistant” badge, always visibleINCL
  • Reminder during long conversationsINCL
  • Cannot claim to be human, even if asked toINCL
  • Never gives medical or legal adviceINCL
YOUR HOMEWORK$0.00
How it works

You hand me a menu. I hand you back a website that answers.

I build it

You give me your menu, FAQs, hours, and booking link. I build and train the assistant on your real information — you do nothing technical.

I install it

I integrate it into your website myself, then test it on desktop and mobile until it answers like the best host you’ve ever hired. You don’t touch anything technical.

I keep it running

Menu changed? Holiday hours? Send me a text. I host it, tune it, and keep it compliant as the laws change. That’s what the monthly covers.

Pricing

One package. No tiers, no surprises.

ROSE — One Complete Package
$500 setup + $149/month

Setup covers the build and training. Monthly covers hosting, updates, and compliance — for as long as you keep it.

  • Built and trained on your business
  • Answers, bookings, and after-hours capture
  • Professionally installed and tested on your site
  • Compliance locked in, all 50 states
  • Updates and tuning included
  • Cancel anytime. The assistant comes down, no hard feelings.
Book a free look

Want it to do something custom? Ask — special requests are quoted separately.

Coming next: Rose Voice — the same teammate, answering your phone. Current clients get it first.

Who’s behind this

I’m probably already a customer of yours.

I’m Alan. I build AI systems, and I have a habit: every place I order from, I end up studying their website and noticing what it’s costing them. The booking link that’s broken on mobile. The hours that are wrong on one page. The questions nobody’s there to answer at 11 PM.

So I built one fix, made it compliant before that was a selling point, and now I install it for businesses like yours. The first look is free because the problems are usually visible in five minutes.

Based in Dallas–Fort Worth. Local visits in person; everywhere else works just as well by phone.

ROSA'S KITCHEN Open at 8 — but Rose is awake. 🌙
Book a free look

Tell me where to look. I’ll tell you what I find.

Send your name and your business. I’ll review your website, find what it’s missing, and show you — no charge, no obligation, no pressure after.

If it’s not a fit, I’ll tell you that too.